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news muse zine - compiled for alt. world scenario fans by INFOmaniac
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...Britnee Spheres' debut album "Trainee Virgin" reviewed ...educational board game ...get a totally cool web address for your homepage! 
Pope just says 'yes' by Mike HamilThe youngest ever candidate in the Papal elections was arrested in Rome this morning for possession of Saintmaker drugs - the illegal substance said to cause an evangelical high in users, and endow preachers with quasi-hypnotic powers over their followers. This is not the 1st time His Holiness Jean-Paul G. Ringo II has been in trouble with the Vatican City's Narcotics Bureau. While just a cardinal, 2 years ago, Jean-Paul was 1 of several boys questioned over the alleged "Cocaine Convent" scandal, in which a whole order of novice nuns were forcibly addicted to crack, and used as mules to distribute middle-Mafia produced merchandise. A Vatican insider warned: "This upstart has the appetites of a Cenobite, his meteoric rise to office spells doom for the Catholic church." ...upgrade your mobile (over age 13 only) at pocket-money prices! ...another tragedy of the bridge cult ...choose your favourite mix 'n' match junk food ...another big city bans gum |
...children's clone friend ...new smart-toys available ...hooked on climbing ...kiddie TV danger claim ...new range of safer toys |
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