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Baghdad catapult found
by Ivor Biggun
The U.N. Chief Inspector today announced the dramatic discovery of a giant catapult in a Baghdad
warehouse. Experts were stunned at the discovery, which constitutes a serious breach of Resolution
#1441. More alarming is the fact that bundles of soiled underpants were also discovered nearby. After
a brief inspection, the UN team concluded that the Iraqi catapult brought several neighbouring
countries in range of biological attack.
In another dramatic development, raids have also taken place on several laundries,
which were believed to be behind the plan. Eyewitnesses spoke of 'bundles of underwear' being taken
away for analysis. It is believed that other operations are currently underway and UN teams are now
involved in a desperate race against time to hunt down 1000s of missing garments.
According to a Pentagon spokesman, "The cold wind of change is about to blow
through these parts."
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