Vampire slayers reject equal rights ruling
by Luness Zim
A recent protest gathering led by Bouffant Winters, the slayers' union activist, refutes Federation
guidelines to disengage annihilation interaction with other societies. Protocol Ambassador, Zelma
Flux, explains to Winters and her followers, "The growth of blood-culling societies must be
allowed to develop within their territorial bounds."
Winters refutes the statement, "They are crossing the boundaries.
Intermingling." The slayer recently infiltrated a clan by intimate involvement with a leader
whose recent correctional chip implant renders him incapable of violence normally associated with
human feeding. Winters states that "Over the past few months, rebel vampire groups have
infiltrated Blood Mobiles."
Donor collection dates tripled over the past several months. When
large tanks fitted to vehicle undercarriages fill, vendors turn around and resell the blood as light
refreshment at clandestine group outings. Arrests show blood dealing escalates, tainted and discarded
synthetic blood packs are sold to newly initiated vampires still honing their hunting skills.
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Flux and Winters at press briefing
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An increase of break-ins at blood harvesting centres is on the rise. Winters says, "Attacks are
just now being recognised. They have been ongoing for years. If only the Federation would notice the
heaps of ashes, blood smears on gravestones the increase of heavily clothed people with hats and
sunglasses especially during the 120 degree solar flare cycles."
Winters heads the self-proclaimed vigilantly group, Sunnyville Slayers, Inc.
"We will not tolerate the slow deterioration of our infrastructure. Bleeders, haemophiliacs,
slow wound healers are in jeopardy, as well as those unable to run." Ambassador Flux calls for
an immediate halt to slayer activities. Winters says, "The Ambassador's demands are as
legitimate as pointless stakes."
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