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news muse zine - compiled for alt. world scenario fans by INFOmaniac
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| OPINION - public, personal, essay, rant CULTURE GLOBAL LETTERS POLITICS RELIGION SCIENCE SHOP WAR YOUTH |
Whatever next, killer tomatoes?The wife and I were shocked to hear of the trouble and panic in Stoke Prior at the GM crops protest, as those abominable creatures from the gene labs' test-fields wrecked havoc in the local community. To have these ungodly veggies living among us and breathing our air is intolerable. In my view, the so-called scientists who created these beastly plantoids are worse than the Nazis. These mutants are a menace to normal folks. We need to know what they are and where they live. And, more importantly, we must be told what they can do. Just imagine! They could be lurking in your back garden, plotting the downfall of humanity. They could be living in local country hedgerows, corrupting little shrubs and leading innocent flowers astray. They could be hiding in your greenhouse doing unspeakable things to delicate pot plants, or shacking up with your prize orchids. The crops are out there. They cannot be reasoned with, they cannot be bargained with. They don't feel pity or pain or remorse, and they absolutely will not be stopped until you are fed... Alun Twitmush, Beeb House, London
Shoot the spoilsport scum!I read with shocked disgust how the planned super-fight of previously-extinct beasts was spoiled by busybody cop scum who should have been out protecting old people from rape and pillage, not interfering with good clean fun. After all, if it weren't for Man's wisdom, these creatures would still be extinct - yet we have given them life again, so that life is ours to take, as we will, just as the Bible says. What I say is, those people who spoil what little joy ordinary folks can still get out of a universe run by greedy corporations and bumbling bureaucrats, should be shot as soon as possible - and I'll even pay for the bullets out of my meagre inflation-shattered savings. Better still, make some more monsters and feed these bastards to them, starting with whoever made these stupid anti-God laws! Yours ragingly, Indignant T-Rex fan, Greater Brussels suburb 1189
Domestic monsters!Oh heavens! I really must protest about the awful mistreatment of some poor creatures being advertised for sale as pets on your commercial service. One of those "Peculiar Pets," in particular, is receiving the most barbaric handling by some owners. Humans are actually eating the unusual "slob" pet! Being some sort of cuddly protoplasm, its uncaring manufacturers claim that it suffers no ill-effects from having strips torn off its unsightly lump of a body - but surely this distasteful practice must stop? Please, please, please - do something to end these poor creatures' pain! Yours primly, Mrs Grundy, California Island |
Born to die?I applaud the police actions of the ISPSC and their agents in bringing to justice those cruel and heartless human 'monsters' who seek to exploit or harm the world's animals - whether born of nature or a clandestine lab, surely even giant creatures like the resurrected dinosaurs deserve better treatment? Yours despairingly, Ima Bigsoftie, Suffolk, Offshore Britain |
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