New moon reported
by Quadra Nebulana
A new spherical moon was seen orbiting the dark side of our current moon group. The new addition was
discovered on a recent return trip of the space explorer Spartanium, under the command of Captain
Chantal Washington, former recording star of heavy-uranium music.
A photograph of the small moon sphere was captured by a crewmember with a disposable Codac camera.
The photograph is being analysed at the Federation Aerospace Centre. Norma Herbert, image consultant,
voiced speculation over the snapshot. "We would like to rule out any outside influences that
might have interfered with the image." Ms Herbert said, "The quality of the picture is
fuzzy and the spot, alleged to be a small moon, is similar to water spatters - or more simply put a
dirty lens."
The spacecraft returned from a 3-year information-gathering Solar mission prompted by the Everest
Ear, a space listening station which had detected signals from extraterrestrial life forms. News of
another moon sphere had reached Earth before Spartanium landed. Local press met the crew as they
disembarked. Members of the Planetary Alignment Coalition anxious over the growing moon sphere
problem reiterated their concerns by handing out pamphlets:
Large pieces of debris from lunar farming efforts have been responsible for the creation of other
circling moon spheres. The composition of lunar matter exhibits effects on space particles
continually attracted to the derbies' magnetic core. Continual growth of moon spheres is alternating
the moon group's paths into elongated courses.
(courtesy P.A.C. ©2001)
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"Changes in alignments are exerting pressures on Earth's tidal patterns and weather
cycles," Matra Mooning, PAC spokeswoman said. "Larger oceanic waves have eroded shore lines
by 50 feet: 15 within this past year. Increased intensity and frequency of El Ninos and El Ninas are
creating climate changes that can project into longer and more intense summers and winters with no
transitional seasons."
Crewmember, Stanley Zarnowskiovich, whose picture drew media attention, was interviewed as he stepped
off the craft. Zarnowskiovich said, "I snapped the *** picture as we entered... entered... the
fi-fi-final flight path just after the re-entry cham-cham - champagne/wodka party. Them little
suckers never drank (burp) the bubbly before. Cute buggers." When asked what was meant by, 'them
little suckers,' Zarnowskiovich pulled himself together and said, "Oops! Sorry!
Whatever."
Captain Washington assured interviewers, "I put down my mic, got off the table and looked
through the forward hatch. Why I'd even seen that itsy bitsy moon just rolling on the river of cosmic
dust. Stone-faced Tony, our navigator, stopped playing his air-guitar and staggered over for a
looksy. Ax him about it. Stan, the man, done seen that *** thing, for sure."
Federation spokesmen announced the mission is currently under investigation and all conclusions will
be announced after the debriefing.
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Close-up pf the alleged moon sphere
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FAX 21 graph shows that as space info increases (yellow line), overall public interest rate (red
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crewman, Stanley Zarnowskiovich
Captain Chantel Washington
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