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Message from space?
by Carl Meewezen A team of Japanese astronomers, aboard Toshiba's high-orbital Argus-5 platform, have succeeded - finally - in their attempts to focus the much-troubled Ultrahigh Resolution Telescope. The Argus Station, famous for advances in x-ray astrophysics and their pioneering work in the detection of potential asteroid resources, have just released some extraordinary findings. Optical enhancement of a series of spectral images taken by the UHR scope in April's tests has revealed a strange "pattern" of cluster-novae in a super-quasar near the alleged 'rim' of the visible universe. Excited oriental stargazer Akira Li phoned home with the astounding news, claiming; "Our photometric department's interpretation of the data is that these bursts of ordered radiation are some kind of code!" He explained, "Our station's AI has suggested the translation: 'please stand by'..." However, Earth-based cosmologists at the Mount Polamar observatory were quick to remind us that the light now reaching our system from that farthest region of the universe (allowing for gravitational lens effects) is over 20 billion years old! So, there's no cause for alarm, or concern... is there? |
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