Astronomers and cosmologists have expressed great interest in viewing the celestial miracle, while an international team of physicists, intrigued by the redisovered planet's complete lack of gravity, are studying the Jovian system - from the safety of local pub, the Event Horizon.

Prof challenges Jovian madness
However, despite all the evidence, Noble prize-winning physicist Franz Idlesöd, speaking from his observatory on Mount Vesuvius in northern Italy, remains skeptical: "But, of course, this is impossible! The Jovian system was probably absorbed by a black hole..." He explains: "This can only be a manifestion of exotic physics. I suspect it is nothing more than a 'dimensional window' of some kind, and Jupiter is not really 'there' at all. We have seen this sort of weirdness before, many times, with eveything from ghosts to flying saucers [chuckles]!" The Professor, acclaimed throughout the scientific community for proving that Albert Einstein was Polish, also said "I predict this 'window' is a transient phenomenon and it will 'close' before the current lunar cycle is over."