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news muse zine - compiled for alt. world scenario fans by INFOmaniac
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| HEALTH - medicine, therapy, hospitals BUSINESS LEISURE PERSONAL SCIENCE SHOP TECH YOUTH |
...infected food causes fighting at festival ...Federation Ambassador warns against vampire-hunts ...man burned by cybernetic implants ...missing officer's safe re-appearance on TV show ...cyborgs troubled by faulty extremities ...visit official theme park of Atlanta's Centre for Disease Control (ACDC) ...ex-Tory chairman's throat cancer scare, exclusive pictures 
Peculiar practices by Luness Zim
May is medical/law month. In celebration, physicians and medical centres have opened their doors in a unique opportunity for the free treatment of citizens unable to obtain medical care or legal aid on a regular bases. The month-long programme will offer services performed by persons considering volunteer careers in older basic medical approaches. Registrants who believe they have innate healing talents, psychic abilities or have developed innovative approaches to today's medical needs will carry out diagnosis and experimental hands-on operations. In conjunction, 1st year law students will have an opportunity to handle judgments and argue legal suits, if patients choose to challenge results. The fine art of medical malpractice, once allowed by PMA, would enable students to gain 1st-hand working knowledge of this type of practice still in use in isolated rainforest communities where only shaman offer insurance coverage. Winners of court proceedings will be issued credits for rehabilitation. Losers will receive a set of home medical references, an assortment of stainless steel surgical implements and do-it-yourself suture kits. Registration for those interested in exploring their medical talents can be made on-line at www.hesspurificationcentre.com
1st year law students can register through school funding departments or by contacting
www.suitsRus.com/publicbilking/html
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...Blair warns Iraqi leader
Keep taking the tabletsby FAX droid #99 ADM (the American MegaCorp) has just announced the perfection of a new and revolutionary "SuDeM 2" - super deluxe meta-vitamin. Not only does a single dose provide a full week's supply of every useless dietary supplement ever marketed by all its competitors - but it also is a promising antidote to the rival "super deluxe mega-vitamin" which was introduced by those Arch Destructive Madmen, this time last year. ...cure for space sickness |
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