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Unidenified male suicide, no body recovered. Police are checking missing persons reports...
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Gate death cult, latest
by FAX droid #92
Suicidal jumps off the famous Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco continue, despite increased aerial
patrols and the installation of a FAX 21 3D-TV monitor - which provided us with this exclusive
picture of the much-rumoured local Death Cult's latest member. As usual, Fred E. Crewgur of the
California State Euthanasia Clinic appealed to teenagers involved in this death-diving ritual...
"Hey kids, I can help!"
DO YOU KNOW THIS MAN?
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