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news muse zine - compiled for alt. world scenario fans by INFOmaniac
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| CRIME - felony, petty, mystery, justice BUSINESS HISTORY MONEY POLITICS RELIGION SHOP TECH WAR YOUTH |
...Federation Ambassador warns against vampire-hunts ...terror of mysterious New York ripper exposed ...secret history of the Daisy Chain Gang Oddvert
...bombing threatens Martian industry ...UN discovers new bio-war threat in Iraq ...Golden Gate Bridge damaged, marine monster suspect ...double trouble as L.A. gangsters use gene labs for alibis ...5 lunatics dead, 60 injured |
...water rage at festival ...source of clone sleaze traced ...plant man found dead ...Brum bans 'white tar' ...farm mystery solved? ...terrorist websites axed ...crop circle duo escape ...interview with space hero ...the cold 3 set free ...mutant veg on rampage by Mike Hamil The youngest ever candidate in the Papal elections was arrested in Rome this morning for possession of Saintmaker drugs - the illegal substance said to cause an evangelical high in users, and endow preachers with quasi-hypnotic powers over their followers. This is not the first time His Holiness Jean-Paul G. Ringo II has been in trouble with the Vatican City's Narcotics Bureau. While just a cardinal, 2 years ago, Jean-Paul was one of several boys questioned over the alleged "Cocaine Convent" scandal, in which a whole order of novice nuns were forcibly addicted to crack, and used as mules to distribute middle-Mafia produced merchandise. A Vatican insider warned: "This upstart has the appetites of a Cenobite, his meteoric rise to office spells doom for the Catholic church." ...stupid people fall & die ...New York's elite air cops ...cloned monster battles ...new tests on mutant food ...escape from Monster Island ...suicide jumps continue |
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