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click here Slayers reject equality ruling
...Federation Ambassador warns against vampire-hunts
click here Can't happen here
...terror of mysterious New York ripper exposed
click here Pollen to plant
...secret history of the Daisy Chain Gang
Oddvert 
click here Wanted - Have You Seen This Man?
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Harry Tuttle is wanted by security forces in connection with a spate of plumbing felonies in the greater London area, and a warrant has been issued for his arrest - for the capital offence of "tampering with State-owned sewage disposal equipment" which caused the tragic deaths of 2 hapless maintenance men from the Dept. of Works.
   Tuttle is also believed to be wholly responsible for a number of subversive actions against the Ministry of Information, and is known to authorities as an accomplice of data-terrorist, Sam Lowry.
  If you have any knowledge of this character's whereabouts, please contact the MoI. A substantial, but non-negotiable, reward is now available - if your help leads to the capture of this criminal.
by order of the Ministry of Information 
click here Terror on red planet
...bombing threatens Martian industry
click here Giant catapult found in Baghdad
...UN discovers new bio-war threat in Iraq
click here Sea serpent hoax?
...Golden Gate Bridge damaged, marine monster suspect
click here Quik-clone crisis
...double trouble as L.A. gangsters use gene labs for alibis
click here Streakers on the Moon
...5 lunatics dead, 60 injured
MINOR risky 

click here Aqua show fight
...water rage at festival
click here Dead ringers
...source of clone sleaze traced
click here Woops a daisy
...plant man found dead
click here No can chew
...Brum bans 'white tar'
click here Crop circles
...farm mystery solved?
click here Net crackdown
...terrorist websites axed
click here Hoaxers real UFO
...crop circle duo escape
click here Martian manhunter
...interview with space hero
click here Hostages thawed
...the cold 3 set free
click here GM crops protest
...mutant veg on rampage
you are here Teen Pope scandal
by Mike Hamil
The youngest ever candidate in the Papal elections was arrested in Rome this morning for possession of Saintmaker drugs - the illegal substance said to cause an evangelical high in users, and endow preachers with quasi-hypnotic powers over their followers.

This is not the first time His Holiness Jean-Paul G. Ringo II has been in trouble with the Vatican City's Narcotics Bureau. While just a cardinal, 2 years ago, Jean-Paul was one of several boys questioned over the alleged "Cocaine Convent" scandal, in which a whole order of novice nuns were forcibly addicted to crack, and used as mules to distribute middle-Mafia produced merchandise.

A Vatican insider warned: "This upstart has the appetites of a Cenobite, his meteoric rise to office spells doom for the Catholic church."
click here Ban ladders!
...stupid people fall & die
click here Pye in the sky
...New York's elite air cops
click here Dino fighting
...cloned monster battles
click here GM pork recall
...new tests on mutant food
click here Nessie on rampage
...escape from Monster Island
click here Gate death cult
...suicide jumps continue

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