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news muse zine - compiled for alt. world scenario fans by INFOmaniac
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Cake-boy revealed
by Starette Quark
2 children on McDonnelly Lane cloned cake-boy and kept him in the basement of their apartment house
for a year. Older child, Haley Janeway said, "I told my parents we had a younger brother living
in the basement, but no one would believe me. I even told my teacher and she got mad." Younger
sister, Julia Janeway said, "We heard about the aliens in France. They said they were the 1st to
clone a kid. Everybody believed them, but not us!"
The children keep cake-boy in a cool corner of the basement where they party with their new friend. "He was only a little cupcake, at first," Haley said, "But he keeps growing. He's 3 layers tall." Julia adds, "His icing is really tasty, but Pa won't let us keep him. He says we'll get too fat playing with him and our teeth will fall out." Currently, the clone is rising to another layer and as he sheds his old frosting, it is projected he will be nearly 7 layers by the end of the year. Government officials will transfer cake-boy to secret facilities for further examination; however, they have agreed to bring him back to the Janeways' apartment to celebrate special occasions. |
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