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news muse zine - compiled for alt. world scenario fans by INFOmaniac
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With all this sexuality dripping from every nook and cranny it just begs the question, "How the hell does 1 actually become a trainee virgin, how different is that from being a full-fledge virgin, and what does Richard Danskin have to do with any of it?" Oddverts
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Hoax men's UFO
by David Davids Infamous crop circle hoaxers David and Dave were today caught with a real spaceship following a raid on a lockup garage. Police were called to Stamford in Lincolnshire when a local resident spotted strange lights coming from a building. Horrified people stood in amazement as the spaceship suddenly emerged from the garage, before quickly disappearing into a nearby field. An eyewitness account from a man who did not want to be identified spoke of being drawn towards strange lights emanating from the building. He described how as he approached the garage, the doors suddenly burst open to reveal the spaceship. "I could not believe my eyes," the man explained as he described a small glowing object surrounded by flashing lights. "It was like something outta the movies!" The man looked clearly shaken by his ordeal. Mrs Davidson from another nearby house was equally as shocked. "I always suspected that they (David and Dave) were up to no good. They were always messing about round that lockup garage, causing the local residents all sorts of problems. It was bad enough when all of those delivery vans kept on blocking the lane. Then there were the pulsating lights that kept me awake half of the night. Little did I realise at the time just what they were up to. Now that they have that spaceship, our lives have been made a misery!" Other residents spoke of glowing lights in the sky, and the local council has been informed. A council spokesman later confirmed that no application had been received for a permit to fly a spaceship in this area, and they were considering the matter. When David and Dave were approached by local TV news, they declined to appear on camera, although they did release this short statement. "We were only trying to improve our crop circle hoaxes, so we decided that the best way to achieve this was to build a spaceship of our own. After all, no one really believes that crop circles are created by spaceships do they?" With that they entered the small vehicle, and with a flash of light they were gone. It is not clear if David and Dave were responsible for creating the vehicle, or acquired it from as yet an unknown source. Later, several geometric patters were discovered in the field, which police are treating as suspicious. The Ministry of Defence also declined to comment. |
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