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A better mousetrap? by FAX droid # 57
British inventors can now apply for development funding for innovation in the domestic
sector of more humane rodent capture and execution (the so-called "Designer Mousetrap"
Grant), whether they are certifiably eccentric (according to rigorously detailed psych profile
standards, established recently by the Albion Foundation for Behavioural Studies), or not.
Contact: Contraptions Ltd, Administrative Centre of
Postmodern Pest Control, Brussels.
For details of financial support available for other anti-vermin projects (electronic detection,
targeting systems for non-lethal weaponry) contact: Spielburg-Dizney Corp, New Hollywoodland.
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KUDOS
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Whippy woman
...ice queen Bethany
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